There is one day in a year (every year) when Betman cannot fail. Good news: That day is — today!

But first, a March report. Middle of March has hitted Betman with the most unusual line of losses, taking all the profit out of hard joking around BetScorum, and painstaking collection of betting crumbs through Value Bets. Above all, the other half of March had terribly poor offer, which didn’t allow Betman to correct his bad luck and a few mistakes — result of some serious tiredness, of course. (Do I hear a cry for more sports, again?)

Fortunately, in the last few days, with the efforts of not hibernated Hibernian and repentant Real Madrid, Betman went into the green bay… Value bets returned some 2.69% profit, which translated into measly, albeit encouraging 22.55 SCR in total… Positive, second month in a row.

OK guys, you obviously have your jungle connections, and Betman have to do everything through heavy research and exceptional expertise. You know, the hard way. And today is the big day Betman has mentioned above. The day of full return, the day Betman cannot fail… Check out this Scandinavian trips and ticks… tricks and tips:

19:00 CET: Djurgården vs. GIF Sundsvall

19:00 CET: IF Elfsborg vs. Hammarby

19:00 CET: Malmö FF vs. BK Häcken

19:00 CET: Stabæk IF vs. Lillestrøm

19:00 CET: Aarhus GF vs. Vejle BK

And now from the socialist North, let’s go to the capitalist South:

21:15 CET: CD Feirense vs. Vitória FC

And for tomorrow early morning, there’s a trip to South America, where every other team is called “San Martin”…

00:00 CET: Estudiantes vs. San Martin

02:10 CET: Colón vs. San Martín SJ

So, before you choose whatever you want, before you can spend all your liquid SCR, you better know — you will lose today! Today Betman wins on everything! And you will be sure that this is his day when you see that SCR finally jumped over $100! You will know that day is…

April Fools’ Day!