It’s not what you think — yes, Theresa resigned in May, but she’ll be at the last supper with Trump in June. Betman just wanted to announce his balance for the fair month of May — he had the best month since the inception of BetScorum. Find out how much he earned!

In May, Betman invested 8902,91 SCR at BetScorum and recorded a profit of 206,85 SCR, which is… just a moment… clickety-clickety-clickety-clickety-click… +2,32%. Or, if we express that value in the most accepted fraud worldwide, under the current value of SCR, that would be… wait for it… clickety-clickety-clickety-clackety… ooops…clickety-clickety-click… a fantastic $3.24!

Mmmmm, the club will have to wait just a few more months, Betman still has a hefty minus of -181.87 SCR in total, courtesy to Chelsea bumblers from January… That event changed everything. Betman started using… A DISCIPLINE! Yes, it works!

After Betman yesterday decided that Liverpool will win its sixth European title and send the Pope to chose a nice new coffin, William Hill did not want to be late, and Immediately after the last whistle they buried incumbent Pope, and issued odds for a new Pope:

This one goes courtesy of our @talesfrmthecrypt, and NicerOdds have given a few advices for those who are betting at the new Pope for the first time, don’t forget to read them.

“When choosing a pope, it is important to put several things into consideration other than just the religious qualifications of an individual. Based on the data on this page, Cardinal Angelo Scola is at the top of the list…

And so on, you will have to read it for yourself.

Now, hurry up, before those odds drop!