You know those Suicide Counseling sites? Yes, those where they advise you on how to find a thick rope and a strong branch? And vice versa? Or what caliber is the best if you use firearms? Well, they suck on advising financial suicides. But don’t worry, Betman is here to help!

OK, this will not be a betting tip, since Betman didn’t have the time to go deeper into the personal dramas of insanely rich pig’s bladder kickers. Instead, you will have a tip on how to make a financial suicide, which can prompt you to a rebellion against the elites who destroyed your life and the planet while you were staring at the screen searching for the winning tip, and…

You cannot finish a sentence without some cry baby barging into your blog. OK, there will be one betting tip just for you at the very end of this post. Can you endure reading so long?

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Oh, Betman didn’t tell you about his most successful field of expertise — getting babies to sleep! Let’s leave that for a decentralized baby platform and return to our financial suicide tips. Betman is tired of those small and almost certain odds with which he had a considerable success in the last 10 months since the BetScorum platform. Now we are going over the odds of two…

…and we are not looking back! Betman left some SCRs for your financial suicide, so you can check it at the game links:

11:00 CET: Oita Trinita vs. Jubilo Iwata 1 @2.052
12:00 CET: Sanfrecce Hiroshima vs. Nagoya Grampus 1 @2.1
13:00 CET: Karlsruher SC vs. 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 1 @2.14
13:00 CET: Athletic Bilbao vs. Valencia CF 1 @2.052
13:00 CET: FC Krylia Sovetov Samara vs. FC Tambov 1 @2.111

There you go. I’m afraid there will be not enough for you to spend all your almost worthless SCRs, but still you can feel that bitter taste of hard loss. And don’t write panic emails to your Betman saying: “But you are crazy! This is a financial suicide!” I KNOW.

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And let’s not forget our crybaby. Here is a betting tip for you:

DO NOT BET!