I'm sure most of you are aware by now that almost every US sport is suspended. March Madness dying is definitely the biggest cause of my depression. Is the Corona Virus bad? Absolutely - the media told me so. But cancel March Madness? Shiiiiit.

So fellow degenerates, what are we going to bet on? Horse racing? That is addictive as shit, so that's probably not a good thing. Hopefully I'll stumble upon some good tipsters in the near future.

Lastly, wash your fuckin hands (even though I'm damn near convinced there's nothing you can do to stop the Corona from spreading- but who am I go be such a pessimistic asshole?)