This is part of this week's Freaky Friday contest by @pete. All pics from Pixabay. This story is ENTIRELY fictional.
Somewhere in Arizona, a gang of college friends (Eddy, Tom, Bob, John, and Lenny) decided to hold their own form of demolition derby to raise money for a new swimming pool so that they could have an AWESOME pool party for Spring Break. Eddy's dad worked at a major junkyard, John's uncle had some wide open spaces for land, Lenny printed out the flyers to promote the event, Bob was more than willing to put what he learned at shops class to good use, Eddy's uncle was more than willing to provide the concessions, and Tom was a big fan of demolition derbies. After a few weeks of planning, construction, and all the other stuff; the gang finally hosted their own demolition derby. Tonight was going to be a night of EXTREME vehicular destruction, and most definitely one to remember.
The SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE DEMOLITION EXTRAVAGANZA (titled this way by the gang), was about the begin! Everyone gathered around to see the first few contenders in this extraordinary event. There was Mr. Scrap (a converted rusty sports car), El Bombo (a MASSIVE monster truck), Captain Thrash (a heavily modified muscle car with a turbo engine), Doctor Carnage (a retired ambulance with a converted engine), and Master Mayhem (a limousine with some loud engines and deadly armor). The first game began with a literal bang: Captain Thrash's engine exploded at the moment the game started, automatically putting it out of commission (much to the driver's dismay). The other four competitors quickly got underway in this game of crashing, thrashing, bashing, and mashing (hey, that's a good slogan!). El Bombo quickly smashed Master Mayhem after 10 minutes into the game, with now three more competitors remaining. Everything was going fantastic already as they began to keep smashing each other and busting up oil drums and all the other obstacles one usually puts in a demolition derby. The crowd roared with excitement as there was more crushing carnage and the rock n' roll music was playing. Eddy, Tom, Bob, John, and Lenny started to congratulate themselves and each other that their little demolition derby was going so well. In no time, they were going to raise enough money to throw a Spring Break pool party! Then the first game of the derby was over when El Bombo crushed Doctor Carnage and Mr. Scrap. Now it was time to set up the second game of the SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE DEMOLITION EXTRAVAGANZA!
After at least ten minutes, the next game began. Its competitors: Jimmy Jackhammer (an armored motor kart with a homemade battering ram in its front), Senor Muerte (a black painted Oldsmobile with skull decals), Comrade Crusher (a large Jeep Wrangler with big tires), Disco Damage (a converted 70s muscle car), Louisville Slug-Bug (a Volkswagon Beetle with ramming gadgets in the front and back), Flamin' Flamingo (a sports car known to spit flames out its tail pipes), Death Frost (a converted ice cream truck with battering rams and a nitro engine), Whammy Jammy (an old 40s cart with a nitro engine and sharp tire rims), and Prowlin' Cat (a bulldozer). The second game was absolutely STELLAR; Senor Muerte quickly made Disco Damage pay the piper by ramming it towards the wall of the arena. Then, only a few minutes later, Senor Muerte would return to the car grave after being violently rammed into Jimmy Jackhammer by Louisville Slug-Bug. Louisville Slug-Bug, in turn, would get grabbed and smashed to the ground by Prowlin' Cat. Flamin' Flamingo's fiery tail pipes would later burn Whammy Jammy's tires, but not before its own tires were slashed by Jammy's tire rims. Prowlin' Cat's might was no match for Death Frost, which used its nitro speed and battering ram to knock it over to the ground. It was surely an game of complete thrashing!
Now the third game was to start; this time it was time for the REAL main attraction: a one-on-one vehicular “death match” between two deadly cars. The first competitor: Sir Smash (a muscle car with a battering ram that was said to have crushed many a formidable cars). The second competitor: Big Big Bubba (a nitro engine carrying, heavily armored pick-up truck). This was where things REALLY started to get interesting. Two mechanical gladiators were going head-to-head in a match that everyone came to the demolition derby to see. After the signal was given, Sir Smash got a headstart by nearly knocking over Big Bubba. Of course, the pick-up truck was not going to go down without a fight; soon after that, Big Bubba rammed into Sir Smash's rear end (talk about fender bender)! Getting back at the pick up truck, Sir Smash decided to ram its smashed rear into Big Bubba's rear (double fender bender). Then things got totally tense; after a few minutes of ramming and smashing, the two then had an Old-West-style face off. Both vehicles were revving their engines for a couple of minutes....and then WHAM! Both Sir Smash AND Big Bubba both got completely thrashed. This exhibition ended in a tie! The crowd roared, fully satisfied by the kind of entertainment they saw tonight. The gang and all of the drivers stepped to the center of the arena and thanked everyone for attending. It was definitely a SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE DEMOLITION EXTRAVAGANZA!
After hosting an awesome demolition derby, the gang managed to have enough to not only have a pool party for Spring Break, but a big barbeque as well! Apparently they made tons of money not only in tickets but also in concessions. When Spring Break came; Eddy, Tom, Bob, John, and Lenny hosted a huge Spring Break pool party and cookout. Everyone brought drinks, food, and music; and it was the best Spring Break anyone ever had....and it was all because of a demolition derby. It was truly a DEMOLITION EXTRAVAGANZA!
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