Is a freaky Friday show, a contest aimed at building newbies and everyone who wants to build their blog. Thanks to the generous host @Pete and the first lady @bamamama. I also want to use this medium to congratulate last weeks winners, we go again this week. The topic for this week's contest is underwater hockey.for information and details to join follow the link below. This week the winner takes a grand prize of 77.77 SCR.
Present day
If you are reading this it means it's been 24 hours since I recovered from my unconscious state, I was rushed into the hospital few minutes after I collapsed inside the pool. I finally learnt my lesson the hard way. You can call me hardheaded or what so ever adjective that best suits your opinion about me, I have always cared less about what people say behind me.
Who I am
Forgive my manners, my name is bobby Johnson popularly known as the silent bull, sounds creepy right? Yeah my guys coined that for me because of my kind of person and what I portray. I think I more like an enigmatic introvert that really made folks in high school think of me as a jerk. I grew up in new jersey with my sibling (my four notorious brothers), the neighborhood calls us the SQUAD alongside my parent, did I forget to tell you that my mom was of Mexican ascent. I don't have to tell you the countless numbers of times I got mocked because of that. People at school got to know about that during her visit to the Parents Teacher Annual meeting last year (PPA). I still love her thou, especially when she sings and dances to her Grupera (a popular Mexican genre of song).
My teenager was totally messed up but it was really fun and adventurous growing up with my brothers, Brandon k, carl, jon and austino. we did almost everything immoral from smoking, drinking and of course womanizing (though I didn’t take part in these), at a point we started doing delivery for a drug lord, who was later tracked down by the new jersey police. you see why I referred to my brother’s as notorious. The only short coming was that I wasn't able to get laid or probably get a blow job.
Yes, how can it possible that a 21years old American boy is not able to get a blow job. Before you feed me with all those your religious crap, I believe in God but what I want is sexual healing not divine healing, even Austino my 19 years old brother has been laid countless numbers of times but me it's really disheartening. See why I told you my teenage was pretty messed up. And please don’t call me a gynophobia, I am certainly not one I just find solace in smoking and drinking, and my uncontrollable smoking soon became a disaster for me. I was diagnosed with chronic bronchitis and part of the health tips giving to me is to avoid going into the swimming pool because of my damaged lungs, the doctor said I can’t last more than 5 minutes inside the water.
Underwater hockey
Like I earlier told you my mom is from Mexico, and every year we always travel to are home town Milwaukee in Mexico for the summer festivals (The festival of sports). This is one big festival you don’t want to miss for anything in the world. The fun is beyond extreme. Every year a particular sport is chosen and families contest for the grand prize but it was not really for the prize it was for the glory and bragging rights. Guess what? for all the sports in the world to pick from, the organizers choose to pick UNDER WATER HOCKEY. I was set aback when mom broke the news to I and my brothers, as my sickness is now a barrier to my participation in this year’s contest. The thought of letting my family down was all over my head, should I risk my life for the family glory? or watch from the crowd. It was a tough decision to make because I was like a fish in the water my swimming skill can be matched to that of MICHAEL PHELPS the Olympic gold medalist, I was the best swimmer within my brothers. So we began to plan on how to save the situation. What good ideal could come from my brothers lol. They soon began search on google and not too long they found what looked like a solution, a drug that can make me stay under the water for an hour. That sounded pretty cool to me and immediately we ordered for it online which was delivered on Thursday just a day before the contest, it was written on it use half a dosage. We planned that Jon will inject me with the drug immediately we enter the water without anyone noticing because my family will be disqualified if caught.
The Festival of sports
It was a sunny Friday afternoon; we were all at the sporting festival arena where the games will be held. the whole area was colorful just exactly like a traditional Mexican events. dancers entertaining the crowed, Mascot all over the places. the game soon began, it was time for our first game we wore our sportswear and off we go into the water and as planned immediately Jon did as told, he injected me with half dosage of the drug as seen from picture below. We won the first match and all other rounds till it was time for the final game.
At this point the effect of the dosage was already wearing off and I was already feeling dizzy but it didn’t occur to me nor my brothers that I was on drug and it was for just an hour. The final match began, as usual we didn’t take time to take the lead, the first quarter soon ended and after ten minutes break the second quarter began. Two minutes into the second quarter our opponent equalized and the score was levelled and I was already losing me breathe. 2 minutes to end of game my eyes began to close I couldn’t speak of what is happening to me as I was too weak to say. Just immediately carl passed the puck to me I found myself one on one with our opponents last man. I could barely see and I was also struggling to breath. The doggedness in me soon arose and I strike the puck goal wards even without looking, and I fell to the ground and went blank.
Permit me to sound a little like the wrestler Daniel Bryan, YES. YES. YES!!! I just regained consciousness after 24 hours, we won the festivals contest with my last minute strike, my brothers announced to me immediately I opened my eyes.
It was all merry, we won the festival, my family got the glory.
Lesson
●Smoking, especially marijuana has severe and harmful impacts on the lungs
●Excessive Drinking is dangerous to the liver
●Help yourself to stay healthy so as not to risk your life just like Bobby Johnson
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