Bayern took social distancing to another level with the score line against Barcelona. I can't just help myself laughing since the game ended.😂😂😂 According to CBS sports, Barcelona is the first team in UEFA Champions League history to concede 8 goals in a knock-out match. How ridiculous. I knew the game would be filled with goals but not to this extent. Bayern took it too far with the goals....LOL.


This was total Annihilation, staged battering, fierce humiliation. The way Bayern kept scoring the goals made me wonder if Barcelona is owing them some money.

The best part is Coutinho scoring two goals from bench, becoming the main highlight of the game. Barcelona paid £142m for Coutinho only for him to come on and score 2 and assist another against them less than 15 minutes coming on from the bench.

75': Coutinho comes on
82': Coutinho assists
85': Coutinho scores
89': Coutinho scores

On the other side of the banter game; There'll be no Messi or Ronaldo in the Champions League semi-finals for the first time since 2004/2005. It looks like the beginning of the end is here.

Since the 2016/17 season: Only Lionel Messi (32) has scored more goals than Own Goal (9) for Barcelona.


Barcelona's magic:

Failed to make Neymar stay. Pay almost 160M euros from Neymar on Coutinho. Give up on Coutinho after basically 1 season and borrow him to Bayern. Lose to 8-2 to Coutinho's Bayern (who scored twice and did an assist in less than 10 minutes).

People have considered Arturo Vidal's pre-match spread a jinx to the club. Things go wrong whenever vidal brags ahead of a UCL match just as seen in the pictures below.


EXTRA POST MATCH BANTER FOR FUN.

Barca: Hi

Chelsea: Hello

Barca: We heard you guys are interested in signing Ter Stegen

Chelsea: Yes we were, but we 8-2 to tell you that we are no longer interested!!!


The only difference in the game was that Barca had Messi, whilst Bayern had no mercy


Barca players won’t be hungry for a while because they already 8-2 much tonight....LOL.

SUMMARY

Barcelona in the Champions League in the last 4 seasons:

The Juventus surprise (2107) 3-0
The Roma rollocking (2018) 3-0
The Anfield nightmare (2019) 4-0
The Bayern devastation (2020) 8-2

FOUR years in a row is a design problem. Barcelona need to switch things from the very top.

JUVENTUS was a flick
ROMA looked like a one-off.
LIVERPOOL showed there was more to it.
BAYERN MUNICH comprehensively showed what the management 8 - 2 admit.

The set up is messed up!

Juventus is spied on Barcelona,
Roma loaded the gun with bullets Liverpool fired the bullets at Barcelona Bayern Munich just buried Barcelona

This team is finished.