Albert Einstein theory subverted by the Spurs

Albert Einstein made famous theory of relativity and famous equation E=mc². That theory said that there is nothing faster than speed of light in the Universe. However there are people who think theory might be wrong. These years some people in Switzerland are trying hard to prove that Einstein was wrong, that at subatomic level some particles can travel faster than speed of light. They made huge facility for that experiment and tunnel between Switzerland and Italy I think. Experiment so important to all humanity was success because particle came to end destination faster than speed of light.

These days however theory has been completely subverted in the most unbelievable way. Yes it has been done with football ball, in Champions Legue game in front of eyes of billions by persons who are even not physicists! Famous men who should take credit for this achievement and advance of entire humanity are football coach Mauricio Pochettino and professional footballer and right back Serge "out of any competition" Aurrier. Rest of squad should take some credits too, particularly those from defense like Alderweireld, Verthongen and Rose. They managed to become invisible! In those magic moments ball could even travel through some of them like they are holograms. The role of H. Winks should not be forgotten too. That trust of brains under great leadership of Pochettino managed to concede goals faster than speed of light and ball survived this travel!

There is hope for visiting distant stars after all! If ball can survive travel faster than speed of light when going into net, man can do it too! LOL! Before that we need only one prerequisite and it is to put defenders in stealth mode. We shell stop talking about Einstein as genius, his theory has been subverted! Magician Poch denied it with his players!

End of joke.

Work, order, discipline and quarantine for worthless maggots

Some of those maggots dare to say "Spurs players commitment are on highest level" after that. They should know police sentence "You have right to silence. Everything you say can and will be used against you!" I like to think it was lack of fitness and commitment rather than 2:7 defeat is the best Spurs can do. Because if 2:7 is their maximum then question should be who or what we really are ?

First 30 minutes showed their maximum and I am satisfied with them, but rest 60 shows that they either do not want to play or get exhausted. I like to believe they got exhausted. Why is that ? There could be only one reason and that is because they are not fit to play football game for 90 minutes and/or because they spend their energy outside of football field on things like alcohol, women or even drugs. Aurier's jump on Bayern player like some fighting Rooster, his positioning and looseness on field make me suspect on the worst in his case. I don't want to see him ever again in Spurs first squad shirt.

Solution for rest of non sport worthless maggots is simple introduce them quarantine so you can watch them for 24 hours, make them work on fitness, learn them order and discipline. Give them motivation for next games by telling them you will cancel quarantine when one of following events occur:

  1. Spurs play two consecutive games good all 90 minute in same rhythm.
  2. Spurs win 5 games in a row.

I have no doubts that they already forgot this game and are drowning their "sadness" by spending their non earned to big wages on non sport way while their fans can not sleep or live from jokes of Arsenal fans. It would be nice from them to refuse to take weekly wage and to pay entire sum in humanitarian purposes to show they are really sorry for this what happened.