Warning: this article is joke and fiction.
Breaking news: Tottenham board and chairman DL made an agreement with world wide known betting company BetUniverse about naming rights of Tottenham stadium. Tottenham stadium will be called "Arena 21". If you thought it was because of player currently with that shirt Dejan Kulusevski you're wrong and think again. Players come and go it's not about him. No it's not because that is twenty first century stadium either. Do you have some other idea ? No ? Let me explain.
It's because of fact that football club playing on that stadium attempts to make "cute reversal" known among tipsters all around the world as "from 2 to 1" on their games. Yes away side lead at half time, home side wins at the end. This astonishing attempt to make a lot of people rich by hitting odd of 30 is one more great service current owners will do to community in North London and not only there but into entire world.
Club's spoke woman told to the press "This is our way of fighting poverty, against homeless people and our debt toward society and people inside UK and worldwide." One politician famous for his hard line against immigration who wanted to remain anonymous said to us "This is idea of pure genius. If people from Africa and other parts of world can hit odd 2/1 every couple of weeks or every month that will change their lives and they will not need to come here on boats and risk their lives and cause us troubles trying to convert our country to one they escaped from." Other who is for more immigration reluctantly accepted this because as she said "Once they get rich they will surely want to visit that famous place which changed their lives. Good move for our tourism and London. They will come but like rich people who pay for their accommodation." Metpolice have nothing against idea saying "Rich people will not tend to do so many violent crimes. This could actually dramatically reduce criminality here and all around the world." MI5 said "People in poverty are easy prays for FSB and Russians, if they get rich they will not fall under their influence so easily. This is great idea."
According to leaked documents every time Ange Postecoglou doesn't manage to win opponents with more than two goals in second half because "He is only a football coach and not a magician" betting company will compensate club so they can bring more free or on loan players like Timo Werner, Lenglet or Danjuma." to increase chance of hitting required result next time.
Both sides hope away teams will have understanding for this humanitarian effort and that they will participate at least in first half when they are expected to score a goal and to be at least so decent not to sit back with 5 in disciplined way in second half, but give a little space for playing football on their half in second half.
They insist they don't ask them to let goals in, but just for fair play and leaving some free space in second half so game should be decided either with Spurs goals or quick counter attacks of away side. They said " I mean who would refuse to lead at HT for just not sitting deep with 5 players in second half ?"
To avoid sick accusation about fixing second half will be of course always uncertain and under question mark will mighty Spurs manage to make it again or not ? Club chairman said "Entertainment for supporters are guaranteed this way and that is all this club is about! Can you live from silver pots ? No ? You need real money to live properly!"
Spurs didn't make this decision easy just like that without consulting numerologists and their response was this:
"The number 21 indicates that this joyful, creative energy has found its ultimate fulfillment in you."
There is growing optimism among board this will help in long missing creativity of first team even on away games and that they will get "mathematics of the universe" on their side which will inevitably lead even to trophies as bonuses which are surely coming this way!
Name "Arena 21" might sound like "Area 51" to someone and that could attract some UFO researchers and maybe aliens will make mistake and reveal themselves just on this famous place in North London. That was only missing puzzle on this wonderful new game changer stadium. Only thing people can't do there is seeing and driving UFO ships and we might cover that now too.
TV face of history channel and leader of "Ancient Alliens" thoery Georgio Tsukallos said resolutely "yes, let's not pretend like they are so superior, some less developed civilization, but more developed than ours will surely confuse Area 51 with Arena 21 and come to wrong place." when asked if he thinks we can make aliens show up and reveal themselves by accident with this idea. Dr. Richard Greer said it's worth a try. He'll prmise to do his calling for UFO seance as soon as he can on "Arena 21" too.
Fans are very excited with this new idea and already accepted it and modified famous song "Oh when the Spurs go marching in" into "Oh when the Spurs go twenty one, oh when the Spurs go twenty one, I want to have that on my ticket oh when the Spurs go twenty one."
Trial period has passed, the deal is imminent, documents have been signed and I can say famous sentence: "Cute reversal is here! Welcome to Arena 21!"
Breaking: this is of course big joke of the article. When Spurs can joke on the pitch I can joke when I write about them. However I become victim of my own idea. I'd like that name for Stadium and I also don't complain on 2/1 "cute reversals", but just when they don't happen or we lose. :)
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