Should be sacked first thing in the morning Jose Mourinho

Michael Vorm eliminated Tottenham Hotspur from cup last season. I was shocked when I've heard they offer this woodwork to rejoin Spurs during Loris absence. Someone not to clever did that instead of promote goalkeeper from youth. When no one wants you you are right for Tottenham! Every Spurs fan saw who is Michael Vorm last year, he was out of contract for months because no one wanted to sign him meanwhile. When no one wants you you are right for garbridge collector called Tottenham! I was shocked and knew all we can hope is that Gazzaniga will not get injured and once Lloris recovered I thought danger was over.

All what Spurs fans hoped after bad start of this season was good FA cup run and this bad manager from picture Mr. Moroninho, without any known cause, decided to put this woodwork between goal posts in one of the most important games this season FA cup game against Norwich! I was in shock and couldn't believe what I was looking when squads have been announced and quickly went to betscorum to cancel my bet on Tottenham if it isn't matched. Fortunately it wasn't matched and I prevent losing of 50 SCR there.

This clown at goal showed in first half how big showman he really is, by almost scoring goal for Norwich by himself, by non controlled deflection of one easy shot. It fortunately deflects to other side than goal. It was clear at that point that Norwich players discovered what kind of hole this manager prick put on goal and that they are going to exploit this in rest of the game. Mindless moron didn't change him at half time, but he decided to substitute Bergwijn ?! and to put his countryman another woodwork called "Gedson Fernandes" into squad and to start trying bus type defending against all mighty and all powerful Puki-less bottom side of Premier League. Spurs fans looked in shock and discussed by watching his save who is alive type of defending on own ground and I knew that first little harder shot at goal will be goal for away side, but I was wrong it was not even little harder shot.. Defenders and midfielders managed to block most of attempts, but then one ball targeting clown's chest deflected from him like from tree and Norwich players of course exploit that and scored for 1:1. If someone concede goal like that on Sunday league he would be lynched.

His substitute Gedson Fernandes miserably missed good chance showing to entire world he can't shot the ball at goal from 15 meter. His pathetic shot ended high up in the sky at least 5-10 meter over post. That was not enough for this Jose Moroninho, but he picked up him to shoot penalty which he of course didn't score.

I wonder where did this sudden need to rest solid goalkeepr Gazzaniga in this game come from ? Is he maybe tired from Wolves game ? It's well known that goalkeepers got tired during game because they run a lot and need rest. Is he really so stupid to believe that this Vorm character can ever be goal keeper or did he do it on purpose ? If every Spurs fan knows that Vorm is not goal keeper I have every reason to believe Mr. Moroninho knows that too. Then only thing which left is that he did it on purpose. This brings question for Levy which is who is he working for ? I wouldn't be surprised if he is going to talk now about "great performance of great guy and brilliant goal keeper Vorm".

I have good news for you Mr. Moroninho. Scorum user @pete has good boat for you from above picture from his last post called Titania! You are good with worms, worms are good in making fish bite the hook, in Portgual a lot of people are catching fish, you can try some fishing too, but from this boat. It's because you are no more football manager. I was against your appointing from beginning, but this picking of 3rd call goal keeper in one of the most important games of season and struggling defending against rock bottom Norwich was final convincing. So pack your things and go to do some fishing and bring enough Worms, your woodwork Gedson and Lucas, who didn't pass to alone Dele Alli in first half but selfishly missed chance, with you! Bye bye Mr. Moroninho!

This article has been written for happy moan day contest here: https://scorum.com/en-us/sailing/@pete/happy-moan-day-march-2nd-2020

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