Soccer

Scientists work hard to understand the laws of physics, but one football club from North London seems to defy them for the second time! The once-famous Tottenham Hotspur, or Spurs, first achieved this when they lost to Bayern Munich 2-7, proving they can concede goals faster than the speed of light. Tonight, against Chelsea, they managed to reach a temperature of absolute zero (-273.15°C)! That’s how ‘hot’ and fired up the fans were after this performance. Thts football IQ number of those players, staff and especially people from board. It’s a nice tradition since the early '90s that Spurs almost always lose to Chelsea, and nothing different happened tonight. They lost easily, 1-0. Enzo Hernandez scored the goal after a nice cross and a poor reaction from the Tottenham defense. Udogie was too slow and allowed the goalscorer to escape, while Van de Ven went to double-mark a player near the front post. Vicario stood on the goal line, and Enzo tapped in easily for 1-0. This event occurred in the beginning of the second half. Chelsea scored again, but the goal was disallowed for a slight offside. Spurs had some chances and half-chances, but Son was too slow to reach Johnson's ball at the back post, or the ball was too fast for him, and his effort was saved by Sanchez. Sarr scored a goal, but it was ruled out by VAR for a foul during the buildup. Odobert and Tel showed they have no clue; Son appeared too slow for the Premier League, and Bergvall displayed good ball control but also showed a lack of movement without it. Romero and Van de Ven struggled defensively, while Udogie’s performance was shockingly poor at this moment, and Maddison and Solanke had no support. Vicario showed he has problems with ball distribution but is a world-class shot stopper. His saves near the end of the first half and deep in the second were outstanding. One save from the first half should be called the "Hand of God." He saved a close-range powerful shot by diving and hitting the ball with his hand! Simply awesome—one of the best saves of the season, for sure! This team lacks tactics and organization; these players don’t know where or why they are running or when and how to make passes because their coach and staff appear clueless. There is an absolute zero in football intelligence in this squad, among the football staff, and the chairman. It’s -273.15 IQ, if you know what I mean. This club has become a black hole of the Premier League, pulling in players, managers, and staff members. And some people think they might win the Europa League? There is no way to win even a second-tier competition like the Europa League with this level of tactics and intelligence! The only reason they are not in serious trouble and in a relegation dogfight is that the three bottom teams are shockingly bad and can’t reach 38 points until the end. In the end, I want to congratulate ex-Spurs coach Ange for becoming the first manager to lose all four of his first games against Chelsea! Well done! Four of a kind! He must love to play poker! He and the people who brought him in have destroyed this club, dropping it from a top-four contender to relegation battlers, and some of them, like Daniel Levy, are giving themselves bonuses again! It would be funny if it weren't so sad. The best moment was when Sarr scored, and Ange covered his ears and turned toward the away fans, only to see the goal disallowed shortly thereafter. What a pathetic figure and football ignoramus still sits on the bench of this club! It’s unbelievable! A major protest is scheduled for April 6 before the derby against Southampton, and if you are in London and a Spurs fan, you should be there to demand from the authorities of London and Great Britain to "Free Tottenham" from this ownership! Support the Change for Tottenham movement!