Oh, how Betman is sick of sports critics! There are bloody bunch philosophers who are insisting that sports are not productive, and really doesn’t have any use except as a distraction to the population, so it would not think about their miserable lives and possible execution of plutocracy like in 1789 France…

And they won’t let it go! They are singing the same song since the workers have fought out eight-hour worktime! Precisely that is why Betman went off in a long-term search of meaning and practical use of sports. And just after some 50+ years, Betman has found out! Finally, here it is ONE practical use of sports!

Now, imagine you are in a jungle, and your survival depends on coconuts only. You don’t have an axe, you broke machete hitting the TV set, monkey stole your knife, Trump still didn’t deliver bombs, and your wife seized nail file and tweezers… you’ve got nothing. Except the Kung Fu master Li Weimin’s technique…

You see how easy it is? You just have to know! Yes, that’s that practical side of sport.

Now go and practice breaking the coconut by training football of volleyball with it!