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Betman’s Martial Arts Compendium: Cockney Kung Fu
Today, Betman is going to introduce to you the most deadly martial art you’ve ever heard. Please, use this knowledge moderately and wisely. Legends says that Kung Fu originated in the Shaolin temple in Henan province, China, under the name of Wushu. During its 1500-year history, it variated in innumerable styles. Even Hollywood actors made their own styles! One of the World wide renowed Hollywood actors who create his own style, best known for his fight (and win over) with Chuck Norris, absolutely unforgettable legend was… errr… what was his name… I had it on the tip of my tongue… OK, I forgot his name, but it doesn’t matter, the point is that anyone could make his own style. So, Kung Fu was more decentralized than bitcoin in the last 1500 years, and you will easily recognize true Kung Fu masters by the badge with an old Chinese inscription that says: “I was blockchain before you!” We have come a long way of development to the most deadly variation ever — Cockney Kung Fu! So deadly that it can crack open your brain just by trying to translate it, and you are not a subject of British Monarchy! Before you see this video, you have to read this WARNING: Inattentive use of Cockney Kung Fu may cause permanent damage to the foreigners! Now burn that fragrant stick and remember: The path of a devoted student is paved with hints towards more cockney arts that can lead you where no man (or cockney) has gone before…
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