You Might find that a bit abrasive. Why would anyone come out so aggressive in a intro? Aren't we suppose to circle jerk each other and share out intimate feelings to garner connection.

No you limp dick Lenny's. Sports are intense!!!!!! If you watch sports and think the players are going to sing Kum-Bai-Ya at halftime, you should give yourself a grain alcohol enema. Why anyone self respecting fan would want to see anything but sheer grit, and sweat, from man (or women I guess) out on the field of play is beside me. Two cluster fuck teams clash in epic fashion. A player you never heard of scores and you feel so connected, it's like you gave him a reach around.

And let's not kid ourselves here. Why is anyone here? It sure ain't to share our mediocre sports knowledge on an obscure platform. No, it is to gobble up meager pennies from strangers by shitposting your way to the top. Jizzing in others comments that their post is the Mark Twain of writings. When in actuality it is merely the scribble of a casual fan pumped out in 20 minutes and with no more substance then a Trump speech. A scribble that you barely read, you just want a follow and whatever that lighting shit means. Thunderbolt to the cock?

Stop Beating Around the Bush

Since I'm here I might as well say something sports relevant. No, not the world cup, there is already a cum dumpster of posts on that. Being a meathead, you might think football, but you would be wrong again. No we are going to talk about money

He was welfare Manziel as soon as he joined the Browns


Already, and more widespread in the near future, all you greedy bastards will be able to own and trade stock of your favorite sports teams. You already splodge away money on crypto, now you can do the same with next level sports betting. This money sucking company is called the Global Sports Financial Exchange (GSFE) and it aims to be the New York Stock exchange of sports. 

What a sad sad logo

Currently a Non-Profit seeking SEC securities approval, this upstart plans to reshape the sports gambling landscape (100 billion dollar industry). They claim its not sports gambling. Their website states, "This a end to sports gambling. A chance to bring financial literacy to the masses". 

WOW

First off, let's get something straight. The masses are fucking stupid there will never be adequate financial literacy among them. Second, this is like dressing a pig in a cow costume and calling it as such. 

Despite this, I actually think it is a pretty innovative idea and if this project succeeds it will be huge. It might be worth checking out their website. 

http://allsportsmarket.com/


I'm still fuzzy on how this works. Are these imaginary shares or real shares? How could this company acquire enough ownership of all these teams to sell it? Ya know, ya'll dicklicks are gonna have to do that part. I'm keeping my money in the highly stable and predictable crypto market. Thinking about how this company operates hurts my brain too much.

Well that concludes my first post, home you cockgoblins enjoyed every goddamn second of it. Meathead-scholar out. Be sure to follow and juice up my ego with a lightning-bolt to the cock. Thanks Scorumers