Virginia Tech is my Alma mater and I have been a huge fan my whole life. If any of you have followed the Hokies this year, you know it's been a real struggle. I decided to come up with a little poem about the Hokie woes. Hope you enjoy!
Virginia Tech Football
Hokies football has had quite the season
Not in a good way, all sorts of reasons
They started strong beating FSU
Every fan cheered a big "Whoo hoo!"
ODU shocked the Hokie nation
Blacksburg became an abomination
They managed to beat a decent Duke
Even that might have been a fluke
The Notre Dame game had some real hype
But they took the Hokies out with a swipe
A glimpse of hope taking out UNC
After that, they would beat nobody
They couldn’t stop Georgia Tech from running
The Yellow Jackets were just so damn cunning
Boston College is a game to bounce back
Just kidding, they found every hole and crack
Somehow there’s hope if they beat Pitt
That only lasted for a quick bit
The Miami game was supposed to be big
But Tech still looked like a guinea pig
There’s one game left to salvage the season
A loss to UVA is basically treason
That's just a quick glimpse into the season of the Hokies. Hopefully it still made sense to those of you who don't follow college football (specifically VT). This is probably the year that UVA finally beats us. I knew it was bound to happen eventually. Hell, we won 14 years in a row so I really can't complain.
If you have any specific poem requests feel free to request them in the comments below! I am up for trying anything and will do my damnedest to at least entertain you.
Thanks for reading!
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