I am thrilled to announce my 144th Scorum Sports Cast! You can find me @thesportsguru and I will be giving you the best 5-10 minute sports rants here on Scorum every day. On today’s episode I will recap the Monday Night Football Game between the Saints and Panthers that includes a hot take on Cam Newton. Here we go!
Cam Newton is an NFL quarterback. That is a fact. And a Fig Newton is a cookie, it even says so on the wrapper, so that is also a fact. But Fig Newton’s suck. They give me about as much pleasure as going to the dentist. They don’t taste good, they don’t have flavor, and they have no business even being in the “candy world.”
Just like Fit Newtons, Cam Newton also sucks. Yup, I said it. Cam Newton was a beast at Auburn. He ran and threw all over those SEC Defenses. Cam Newton threw for over 400 yards in his first two games in the NFL. Cam Newton won the MVP in 2015. But those days are long gone and those skills are no where to be found. Cam Newton is no more of a good quarterback as Fig Newtons are a good candy. They both SUCK.
Cam can’t throw a football. He is almost as bad as Tim Tebow. Cam is blessed to have Christian McCaffery catching 94 screens this year or his numbers would be horrific. The only thing worse than Cam’s arm, is his wardrobe. It is time to move on for the Panthers. They will miss the playoffs again and need to draft a QB in the next draft.
Cam had a good run, but now it is time for the Carolina Panthers to give their fans a Reese’s, and throw away the Fig Newton…
I would love to tell you all about it in my new Scorum Sports Cast. To check out my 144th show just click the play button below. I look forward to hearing your input and comments. Cheers!