It was a hard-fought battle, many thanks to SBC for hosting!

The Tournament, Basically, and In Photos:

The One Where I Knock Out @Penderis
The One Where Mikey Knocks Out Kryptokeeper AND Sarge
The One Where TheHive Nearly Crushes Me To Death
The One Where I Doubled Up and Inthenow Thought He Was a Goner But Was 2nd In Chips, and Seven Declares he Enjoys being Called Beth
The One Where I got Four of a Kind Fours
The One Where I get my chips back from Mikey
The One Where TheBull Sucks Out On The River Like a Nasty Person and Catches his Goddamned Four Flush. I hate poker.
Whatever. GG

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Catch you on the felt!

xo, b.