That's Amber Rose, not me.

So the day has come. I knew it was coming for a while. But today I finally said to hell with all your barbershops! To hell with all your undercuts! To hell with all your fades and short on the sides and long hanging all over the place on top hair! Today I bought myself a Remington and I buzzed that b*tch clean! Not like Mr. Clean clean now come on… A quarter of an inch dawg. And boy oh boy. What a feeling. Somehow with the most restrained and thoughtless haircut I feel free. A change for sure, we’ll see what the females say… Either way though. To celebrate this magnificent moment in a man’s life I decided to put together a list of the top 10 buzz-cuts in the history of sports. Also. History meaning like… Maybe we start in the 70s?

10. Rose Namajuras

If you don't trust the dime piece thing just look her up with make up and hair.

I start off here cause if a total beastly bad-ass awesome killer dime piece wifey that would beat you up in a second runs with a buzz… You know it IS the only way to go.

9. The Prime Jordy Nelson

Now bro... THIS Jordy. To those who don’t know; This man was a god at wide receiver. G.O.D. He and Aaron Rodgers would smoke you night after night after night. It was endless. He would do countless yards after catch doing the same exact cut back every single time man. Unstoppable. A force of nature. He was the equivalent of Larry Bird. If you know you know.

8. Rookie Lebron

Lebron with a full hair line. Nuff said.

7. Blonde Jason Kidd

Now for a guy who doesn’t show much attitude… The blonde buzz? Good god J Kidd just Chill... Chill. Jesus Christ bro. Jason Kidd was totally awesome. Underrated imo. Doesn’t get enough credit.

6. Rookie (maybe?) David Beckham

Rookie or not. Young as f*ck D. Beckham babyyy. Honestly, in my opinion all in all one of the coolest AND coldest dudes around. This man rocked many haircuts throughout his career. Killing most of em… Let’s say. This young buzzed-out beast was out here showing why he’s about to be a top-10 soccer player of all time.

5. Young Magic

One can only imagine how often this man was getting laid… I’m guessing 5 times a day plus give or take 3 threesomes.

4. Back-to-back MVP Steph

Baby face or not… I mean look up the numbers, they speak for themselves. Probably the most entertaining one man show the world has ever gotten a chance to witness (excluding Alexander the Great). Oh, also, the greatest 3-point shooter of all time. I mean we all know. We have to. It’s just so difficult not to like this dude (besides Ayesha of course). I’m betting Curry adds a third MVP this year. But that’s just me.

3. MVP D. Rose

Again. If you know you know. To those who don’t: just do yourself a favor and youtube the following: “Derrick Rose 2008 highlights”. The injury is tragic. Also important note however: This came while having a buzz cut. Before all the fades and braids and dreadlocks and stuff.

2. Jason Williams

I mean. I really feel sorry for those who don’t know. Just… I don’t know man. The swagiest white guy in the NBA ever? Everything about this dude was(is) just so cool. The game, the swag, the speech, the way he carried himself, the countless highlights. Epic guy. Epic guy. Has to be in the top-10 most entertaining bros to ever play in the NBA.

1. Multi-colored Dennis Rodman

DPOY. Jordan wanted him on his team cause he hated to play against him. Case stated. Plus like. Everything guy does is different. From this hair do to wearing a full blown wedding dress when getting married to selling weed to being the only person in the world trying for a good relationship with North Korea to filming bad B movies called Double Team… I mean Double Team???? The f*ck. Also 5 time NBA Champion, 7 time 1st Team All Defense and 2 time Defensive Player of the Year. A GOAT in his own right. "

"Now byeeeeee... Have a good one!"