If you have ever asked yourself: “Where do Betman get all those crazy ideas for his texts?”, you must know one simple thing — Betman actually cannot imagine such a mad things that sport world reality can really produce. Moreover, Betman has a distinct impression that sports reality is colluding against Betman’s text…

You may call it a conspiracy theory, but the facts are undeniable — Betman can’t think of anything mad enough that reality cannot surpass. If men in women’s competitions sounded crazy in Betman’s texts, well in reality the things were much more ridiculous! Did you know that Olympic regulations divide men from women not by their actual sex, but by the fact that “total testosterone level in serum has been below 10 nmol/L for at least 12 months”? Do you smell a very subtle, superfine, itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, line of corruption there?

As you wish, mylady! Everything for promotion of Scorum & BetScorum and through promo.scr! Now, we are going to present to the Scorum audience a curious case of D. J. Cooper, a basketball player, a hard working American who was engaged by Panathinaikos and AEK from Athens, Greece, as well as AS Monaco in France — all without any sex control. This is the guy… or whatever:

And then he wanted to become a Bosnian. In a routine dope test as part of the process required to formalize his switch from black to white… sorry, from American to Bosnian, and instead of usual false negative result, he got — Annunciation!

Aha, you didn’t expect this level of sillines, did you?

Yes, Cooper's test showed he was pregnant! Right, if this news does not make up a fantastic promotion over the several web platforms, and bring SCR price up, my name is not Baitman… sorry, Betnam… Bentam… alright, you know the name, don’t you?

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Can you imagine — all of those fake media reports said: “Cooper banned for two years by basketball's international governing body FIBA for failing a drug test!” FAKE NEWS! Let Betman tell you what really happened: by the efficient FIBA dope testing service, D. J. Cooper was prevented to join the national Bosnian women team, in a critical period of his life when he lost his period, having in mind protection of his kid’s health! He practically got two years maternity leave from FIBA! Now, as a responsible person, Betman must ask the big question:

Who is the Dad?

You are free to put your guesses in the comments :)

Scorum / fiba

Reality vs. Betman

Reality vs. Betman

Reality vs. Betman