You simply cannot escape it. Corporate media LOVE when a celebrity dies. They are all full of respectful farewells to Diego Maradona, the only man in the World who could hand score in a sport named football!

Of course they are. Diego has done so much into diverting attention of sheeple to their masters, a criminal plutocracy imposing a totalitarian control on the World.

On the other hand, Diego made his exit in a masterful way. One last memorable dribbling to evade an enhanced Orwellian future. They even couldn’t pin him a coronavirus! He did it through a nice, quick cardiac arrest. Lucky bastard. If only Betman could pull such a trick…

Yes, Diego, but why did you have to grieve so many people in Argentina? You could embarrass yourself at least ten more years hoping they would forget you when their stomachs get cramped and when they don’t have time to feel sorry for sports greats. Aside of that, are you sure God will look favorably on the hand scoring in football? Although I don’t doubt if he selects a team for a match against the Hell selection, you will be in in the first eleven. So, Betman wishes you a quality grass… on the heavenly pitch, of course.

Oh, BTW, if you get in Heaven after all, please promote SCR there, we need a bit of boost because it fell under $0.008 again. That way, we could at least have some fun in the coming Hell. And you may show them BetScorum in hope they will up there understand the superior concept and a possibility for a divine intervention in removing mobster bookies from the face of the Earth. And please, don’t forget to show them a bit of Betman’s odds for increasingly meaningless UEFA Europa League:

You, dear readers, also can help. Although a divine intervention is much more likely than development team intervention, it will not happen without your prayers… in a form of keeping BetScorum alive. Now that you have an agent of influence in a very high place, you can count on a success, right?

Or, are we all really already in Hell?

Betting / maradona

EL Odds… and Diego in Heaven?

EL Odds… and Diego in Heaven?

EL Odds… and Diego in Heaven?