Got Banned?
Did you get banned from a competing sports blockchain site's chat for calling people racist, defaming others and harassing the developers with meaningless bullshit on a daily basis after dumping millions of their token and never powering up much at all?
Have No Fear!
Just come on back to Scorum and shitpost some more claiming you're saving the day (again) after leaving months earlier slamming the entire Scorum community and saying you "hope Scorum rots"!
Your dupable lackey's will forget you ever said that and welcome you back with open arms and upvotes! All while waiting for you to dump your liquid SCR on anyone who thought they could actually save the platform by powering up!
What Then?
Don't worry, if you fail to convince enough people with your ruse to make your shitposting worthwhile, you can always find more suckers at another blockchain, grab some liquid token and pretend you're helping as you dump at a loss (again) crashing the price on everyone due to your latest emotional breakdown!
This Sounds Fun!
It probably is ... if you're batshit crazy! So if you have the wrong right frame of mind, then just follow this 3 step plan to crypto failure success ... because one thing is for certain in crypto ... you'll never run out of suckers!
Disclaimer : This actually won't work and if you choose to follow these guidelines you will end up being banned from just about every worthwhile crypto project in existence eventually and be labeled a pariah by everyone that has any common sense and an ounce of respect remaining within them. Then again, there are still plenty of suckers to upvote you, so maybe give it a shot if you have no respect for anyone, especially yourself.
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