Under the title “Scorum was made for you”, our distinguished member Pete came up with a most interesting challenge: Elections for the athlete who would be a perfect fit as the “Face of Scorum”. His first pick scared Betman so much that he had to disagree and come with his own candidate… or more of them, we’ll see the reaction of community :)

So, without futher ado, let’s start with some heavy procrastination (did you notice how Betman learned to use all those fancy words?)

There’s nothing today at BetScorum but two rows of empty slots at some terribly unexciting Ukrainian games. High time for a far more important considerations. For example, how the face of Scorum should look. Well, in Betman’s opinion, the face of Scorum MUST be pretty.

That should eliminate a candidate of our good Pete. I mean, would you gather around if someone would call you to see how Charles Barkley rearranges stands at your stadium with his bare hands in an attempt to promote something called Scorum? Really doubt that.

Let me tell you: The great Russian philosopher and novelist Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, once said — Beauty will save the World! What a cue for Betman to disagree again! “The old man has gone nuts!” thought Betman. “The Truth will save the World!” Betman spoke… Alas! The older and wiser man, Dostoevsky was right. Nobody wants to hear the Truth. Everyone runs for the beauty. So Betman must admit he was wrong, and…

Oh, come on Betman, stop dribbling about the Truth and give us that Beauty already!

You see? Dostoevsky was right again! But first, the name and a few titles… are you ready?

Do you want us to send you John Wick?

Alright, here it is: Yuliya Andreyevna Yefimova, beautiful Russian breaststroke swimmer, five times World Champion…

  • Gold medal – first place 2009 Rome 50 m breaststroke
  • Gold medal – first place 2013 Barcelona 50 m breaststroke
  • Gold medal – first place 2013 Barcelona 200 m breaststroke
  • Gold medal – first place 2015 Kazan 100 m breaststroke
  • Gold medal – first place 2017 Budapest 200 m breaststroke

…ten times European Champion…

  • Gold medal – first place 2007 Debrecen 50 m breaststroke (Short Course)
  • Gold medal – first place 2007 Debrecen 100 m breaststroke (SC)
  • Gold medal – first place 2007 Debrecen 200 m breaststroke (SC)
  • Gold medal – first place 2008 Eindhoven 200 m breaststroke (Long Course)
  • Gold medal – first place 2010 Budapest 50 m breaststroke (LC)
  • Gold medal – first place 2010 Budapest 100 m breaststroke (LC)
  • Gold medal – first place 2018 Glasgow 50 m breaststroke (LC)
  • Gold medal – first place 2018 Glasgow 100 m breaststroke (LC)
  • Gold medal – first place 2018 Glasgow 200 m breaststroke (LC)
  • Gold medal – first place 2018 Glasgow 4×100 m medley (LC)

…two times Olympic silver medalist…

  • Bronze medal – third place 2012 London 200 m breaststroke
  • Silver medal – second place 2016 Rio de Janeiro 100 m breaststroke
  • Silver medal – second place 2016 Rio de Janeiro 200 m breaststroke

…but will probably have her gold in 2020, since she lives in California since 2011, and is using the finest American doping system available!

Stop babbling! Give us photos, right now!

Just a little more patience, please, and you will get her Instagram link.

No more patience, or you will become a patient!

Alright, alright, here they are…

Source: All photos — Yuliya’s Instagram page

And now, Betman wil go a step further, and suggest an extension of Pete’s challenge. Betman feels that it is not enough for Scorum to have a face only. If it has to have a face, why it wouldn’t have other body parts? Or the whole body? How about this body of Scorum?

Or, why only face and body Scorum? Why not have… Scorum pineapples also?

And we can also organize elections for the best Scorum backside:

You remember this back (and front) from Betman’s previous post?

Source: © Global Look Press / Giuseppe Maffia | DeFodi.eu

Do you have a better back to show? Shall we vote? Set odds and do a little betting while we are waiting for a mythical “Other Sports”? And SCR to hit a round number of 0?

What do you say? Isn’t Yuliya the best Candy Date… I mean candidate imaginable? OK, Betman has a huge imagination, and could easily put up a several more candydates like her, or even better, but not before you promise you will follow ;)

Betman eagerly awaits your reactions!