Did you see on Tuesday what Chelsea has done to Betman… again? They don’t miss a chance, don’t they. This time, they have attacked Betman’s reputation. But we all know what are their real intentions, don’t we?
Betman will have a revenge when Ajax comes to London, don’t worry. Let’s see if we can find something to restore some of self-confidence and girl-adoration…
Tell him, baby! Come to Betman, girl, he has a big tip for you tonight. Odds over 2. Look here, now: So called “Red Devils”, a bunch of stumblers closer to relegation than euro-cups, are coming to Belgrade. It is their last chance to improve quite a miserable impression from the beginning of the season. In Premiership they didn’t saw a win for months, and in Euro League, they barely managed to score one goal and win over a tragic team of Astana. You might think it would be easy job for the mighty Partizan who won over President’s darlings, Red Star last month, which lost only 0:5 against Tottenham. Any normal person wouldn’t give a gram of chance (or is it oz of chance?) to Ole Gunnar’s… wait, is he still a manager? OK, Betman’s assistants says Solskjaer is still in the saddle. Maybe for the last time. Whatever, Betman does not have any admiration to the desperate slave drivers. He may just get the boot (albeit not the golden one) if United lose this game. And you might be tempted to expect easy win for Partizan, like in 1966. Well, those were different times and different players. The doping is significantly improved, and Partizan players are much greater blunderers than they were in the previous millenium. Betman knows. He lives in the same country as they do. Except Asano, Natcho and Sadiq. They are born to make stupid mistakes against the most famous foreign incompetents, so Betman will be really surprised to see a flawless game from them.
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There is another element that guarantees deep disappointment: a stadium will be completely filled! A fantastic chance for an epic embarrassment. And Europa League just waits for such moments. They will give the instructions to the arbiter to make a big nistake at the expense of the home team, and then, when the fans start swearing, they will again issue a heavy financial penalties and fill their insatiable budget with the money of naive tax payers of Serbia. Well deserved. As ol’ Canada Bill Jones from Murphy’s Law would say: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money! Therefore, Betman’s tip will be…
Yes, Manchester United wins. This way Betman will have either financial or emotional satisfaction.
18:55 CET: FK Partizan vs. Manchester United 2 @2.25
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…and gone to the gentleman with the fattest wallet! You will have to get satisfied with only 1.972 at BetScorum. Don’t be sad, it’s only $0.0043 worth SCR, or if you try to bet for the even less worthy fiat “money”, you can get 2.36 at Pinnacle. But who needs paper anyway? You will be better of sending a tip through Scorum Loyalty Program and get at least some crypto value for your tips. So, what do you say?
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