Betman has to apologize for the news he has posted on Tuesday, with an obituary of Christiano Coronaldo, former… well, he is still a player of Juventus, Turin. It was fake. Not a fake player, it was a fake news.
Coronaldo’s sister, Katia Aveiro, made an explosive rant at her Instagram profile, revealing that he actually is alive, and that all of this virus stories are just a massive global hoax:
If you do not speak, she modestly declared him an envoy from God, which may explain his rise from the dead. And even with a specific mission:
"If Cristiano Ronaldo is the one who has to wake the world up, I have to say that this Portuguese really is an envoy from God. Thank you!”
Now that is really great news. God is on our side. But she has more good news:
"I believe that, today, thousands of people who have come to believe so much in this pandemic, in the tests and the measures taken will, like me, see it is the greatest fraud I've seen since I was born.”
Well, Betman is born a bit earlier than Katia Aveiro, and remember a Moon landing hoax, and really can’t decide which one is greater.
"A phrase that I read today and that I stood up to applaud: 'Enough fooling the entire world'. Someone, open your eyes, please."
Let Betman conclude: He is wrong very rarely (except when tipping), and thankfully this time Betman was wrong. There will be more football, just after global riots and World revolution against the financial plutocracy which wants to exterminate all football fans, but is afraid to tell it overtly:
Yeah, yeah, preventing the global warming…