Betman always had a terrible fear of possibility to stuck his life as a professional athlete. Fortunately, a wise man gave Betman very useful advice: Just hide in the library, and nobody will search for you there!
Don’t get him wrong — Betman is not against the sports. Betman is against the PROFESSIONAL sports. If you are interested why, you can see it here and here. That does not mean that Betman was deprived of the opportunity to become a sports legend. Once Betman almost set the World record at the deep diving discipline! Was so darn close, but someone pull him out of the water during the most serious attempt. Then you have fake news media, where nobody mentions Betman’s brilliant attempt, and even celebrate that guy as some kind of hero! Unbelievable!
Hiding in the library was a very good way to evade a serious mental and bodily consequences through the education. Unfortunately, Betman could not live in the library — there was a nice old lady with a broom and vacuum cleaner who always would politely showed exit doors to Betman, so she could do her sports discipline. And outside, the evil World has lurked over Betman. Yes, he liked to play basketball, and it couldn’t go unnoticed. As soon as Betman started to perform three pointer fade out shots, he was spotted by an agent! That same evening, a friend came to Betman and said: “Betman, they are coming for you. An agent saw you and will try to sell you to some guy from Chicago. You have to run…”
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Running would be useless, as those guys are too well connected and absolutely merciless. Betman had a cousin who was caught and forced to play football for the best part of his youth. Totally destroy his Bachelor degree in Organisational sciences. Yes, he survived, but he had to coach a football clubs of mafia bosses even in China! So, what Betman has done? That evening, there was a poker tournament at the campus. Not a Betman’s game. Betman played chess, but at the poker table you always can find a greener. Of course, one of them immediately stand out. It was a tall Boy who played poker very bad, and Betman just have to wait for him to lose all his money. Yes, he was a bit more dark than green, but who is going to see it in the dark? It was a desperate plan, but Betman had no choice…
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Betman: What’s up, man? Lost everything, hey?
Boy: Yep… I don’t know what to do, don’t have where to sleep…
Betman: Don’t worry, I will help you. Do you know how to play basketball?
Boy: No.
Betman: If you learn it, there will come some people and give you money to play for them.
Boy: Really?
Betman: Yes, you will have much more to lose at poker than tonight. What’s your name?
Boy: Michael.
Betman: OK, Michael, come with me to the gym…
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Then Betman showed him how to wave his hands so he almost could fly, and put the ball in the hole. Almost an hour was needed for him to understand fade out shot, but he catched it finally. Then Betman sent him at his dorm room to sleep.
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Betman: Here, put this mustache and beard on, and go to sleep. They will come for you just before dawn. Never say your real name.
Michael: Alright, what should I say if they ask?
Betman: Just say you are called Betman, until they put you a contract to sign. Then you can write your real name. Can you write?
Michael: Oh… You mean I’ll have to write my full name and surname Jordan?
Betman: Of course. They will be too happy to ask why they call you Betman, but if they ask why your skin is so dark, say you have just returned from a Montenegro vacation. Don’t worry, show them those tricks with the basketball I’ve teached you, and they won’t ask you anything more, and will just throw money at you.
Michael: Oh, Betman, thank you very much. Can I go to sleep now?
Betman: Yes, get some rest kid. Who knows when will you rest again… and put this sun glasses also.
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And that’s how your Betman had his escape from the Matrix. I felt sorry for the boy, but it was him or me… Betman, that is. After he acquired Bachelor degree in law, Betman was hiding a few years in the tomato plantations, and got tomato addiction there. The rest you can read in this thrilling text under the title Who is Betman? … as soon as you peel your glance off the TV set with those Europa League games on.
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This encompassing story you were forced to read thanks to our @stimp1024 and his desperate attempt to help Betman in lifting the SCR price and promote Scorum by organizing enormously popular competition with 2000 SCR prize fund. If you were caught, I know you won’t have the time to write or read anything, but if you manage to escape like Betman did…
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